maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago
that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too
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"Thank you, frozen margaritas, for being smoothies for alcoholics."
— Thank You Notes; The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon; March 8, 2014 (via fallontonight)
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